All I require from you is a bowl of candy and 40% of your attention, and I promise I won't make you regret it.
Power move of the century.
i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail
trial speedrun
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1) AVENGED FAMILY
2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY
this headline just delights me
(Source: unconsoled)
this is 90% of my adulthood experience
여어- 히싸씨부리
（ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）“NAFTER NOON!”
AND RAPTOR NOON TO YOU, TOO, SIR!
why he do dat
he checking if too hot
(Source: twitter.com)
me